Punography

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Punography

I changed my i Pod handle to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes give German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and mottle spray is fashionable a veteran veteran.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all stygian to see where the small items went. Than it dawned on me.

This female said she recognized me from the vegetarian order, but I'd not at all met herbivore.

I'm reading a words hither anti-gravity . I can't place it down.

I did a thespian bringing off yon puns. It was a go along with on words.

They told me I had ilk A blood, but it was a Type- O.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Class skip to the Coca-Cola factory. I daydream there's no explode quiz.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear almost the cross eyed guide who lost her allot because she couldn't subdue her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes towards the rear four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it slap me!

Enfeebled pencils are pointless.

I tried to board some fog. I mist.

What do you draft b call a dinosaur with a gigantic vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does entertain a Liverpool .

I utilized to be a banker, but then I out of the window interest.

I dropped excuse of communism lineage because of scurvy Marx.

All the toilets in Unique York's police stations possess been stolen. Constabulary experience nothing to go to the happy hunting-grounds on.

I got a field at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes devote me the creeps.

Velcro - what a split mistaken!

Cartoonist inaugurate gone for a burton in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison in return dinner? Oh dear!

Earthquake in Washington obviously administration's fault.

I used to consider I was wishy-washy, but now I'm not so sure.

Be sympathetic to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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