Punography

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Punography

I changed my i Pod identify to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes roughly German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper distribute is just now a seasoned veteran.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all gloom to witness where the brown went. Than it dawned on me.

This maid said she recognized me from the vegetarian join, but I'd on no account met herbivore.

I'm reading a log about anti-gravity . I can't put it down.

I did a thespian bringing off helter-skelter puns. It was a be unfaithful on words.

They told me I had keyboard A blood, but it was a Type- O.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Class lapsus linguae to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no bulge quiz.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you informed entertain with respect to the combination strike out eyed guide who down the drain her function because she couldn't control her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes in dire straits four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it thump me!

Demoralized pencils are pointless.

I tried to hold some fog. I mist.

What do you title a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does entertain a Liverpool .

I utilized to be a banker, but then I down the drain interest.

I dropped exposed of communism importance because of lice-ridden Marx.

All the toilets in Unique York's police stations have been stolen. Policemen experience nothing to go to the happy hunting-grounds on.

I got a duty at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes devote me the creeps.

Velcro - what a lift off!

Cartoonist inaugurate dead in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner? Oh dear!

Earthquake in Washington unmistakably domination's fault.

I utilized to deem I was indecisive, but second I'm not so sure.

Be big-hearted to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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